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Whilst only slide 6 can even come close to the glorious Neck Beard, this is a fine depiction of Beards in the fine Northwest region of our great land.
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Neck Bearded-Lady

Vivian Wheeler of Wood River, Illinois holds the Guiness World Record for the longest beard for a female — with hairs measuring up to 11 inches long! She also holds the record for most trees logged from her back yard in one afternoon.

A fellow enthusiast of the Male Facial Hair types.

Observe another facet of this fine world of Men Hair. While wasting far too much time with growth north of the jawline, this is a fine conglomerate of what we all have "grown" to love: http://www.beardrevue.com/

John Wray, 36, SE, bartender/artist

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I declare that shaving is inevitable and is near at hand. When it comes to the decendants of the heroes of the Neck Beard and facial hair of yorn will be found equal in public eye with courage and heroic endurance with the decendants of the heroes of Cowpens and York!

Enthusiast Candidate #004 - Mike Rendel

This Neck-Beardian embodies the capacity to inspire with his throat coverage.

Neck Beard Sighting

Dan Thompson. . . You fine young brute! You are an inspiration to all neck Beard Enthusiasts.

A Friday Night Neck Beard

If you shave you shall be treated as prisoners of conformity, but if I have to storm your works you may expect no quarter.

Old World Neck Beard for a Modern Man

A valiant effort and a glorious start to the rest of your life.

The Beard that Started Our Enthusiasm

Dr. Jame Ford of Wabash Indiana looked an awful lot like an angry George W. Bush with a Neck Beard. This Handsome Chap's painted portrait from the 1800's inspired the start of our Neck Beard Enthusiasm. He was on the board of directors at what is now Butler University and he would ride his horse for two days (*one way) to come to bi-monthly board meetings. A phenomenal doctor, inventor, soldier, and family man, Dr. Ford is an inspiration to us all.

LOL B3ARDZ

Best Celebrity Neck Beard

Not only a respectable Neck Beard, but Also the son-in-law of Regis Philbin.

Enthusiast Candidate #003 - Paul Miller

Enthusiast Candidate #002 - Scotty Hendo

When one should simply concede to the Neckbeard

While this bloke most inevitably can grow hair on his face, it is undoubtedly obvious that he would be much more appealing with a pure neck focused grooming regimen. If he would produce the rest of the neck beard with the same ferocity that he has with his "Under-the-Chin" growth, he could be a proud citizen of Neck Beard Topia.

Poser. Harlot. Vagabond!

When a Neck Beard is appropriate

A Neck Beard is a decision. One not to be embarked upon lightly. Whena sorry chap doesn't obtain the masculinity to properly shroud his face in hair, it is rude and disgraceful to utilize thine neck as an alternative to mask the sparse nature of his beard. I do hope Pau Gasol made his decision deliberately and not as a last resort.

How Dost Thou Look with a Neck Beard?

Tis the season for facial hair. Rest your weary mind and remove indecision from your soul. Send your photo to neckbeardenthusiast@gmail.com and our still picture portrait artist will transform your vistage into a sight for time immemorial to view.

Enthusiast Candidate #001 - Dustin Sparks

His neck looks happier already!

Fine Neck Beard Conversion

This poor chap had a fine respectable full face beard. By the magic of modern machinery and photowhatsits, we gave him a true and proud Neck Beard. Would you like to see your image Neck Bearded? Email your photo to neckbeardenthusiast@gmail.com

Heirarchy of Beards

I find it quite disturbing that the waddler is second to top in this family tree of beards. I'll have you know that my father beget your father's beard.

Beard Security

My religious belief teaches me to feel as secure in my beard as I am in bed. God has fixed the time for my shaving. I do not concern myself about that, but thou must always be ready, no matter when it doth overtake me.

Shaving

Shaving is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over. The same goes for war. And Famine.

Stubble Ignorance

Methinks we should shoot dead all the antiquarian facial hairians, for disturbing the sanctity and well-deserved torpor that characterizes the stubble ignorance of our world at large.

A fine day for a Neck Beard

While the typical Neck Beard can be perceived as being too low on the chin to be a respectable beard, it simply is a choice made by many to warm the neck and avoid the complications of neck fever and ward off vampires. This Neck Beard however is mocking our guild of bretheren by hyperbolizing our fine tradition with his silly shaving antics. Respect the Beard.