When one should simply concede to the Neckbeard

While this bloke most inevitably can grow hair on his face, it is undoubtedly obvious that he would be much more appealing with a pure neck focused grooming regimen. If he would produce the rest of the neck beard with the same ferocity that he has with his "Under-the-Chin" growth, he could be a proud citizen of Neck Beard Topia.